How to make an enquiry

A cheap room has just come up on my www.cheap-moscow.com. The host, the famous Alla G., was forced to make a choice between two seekers. What made the different was that one of the two said a few words about himself. The other one merely asked about the room. Naturally, the one who chose not to remain a mystery won.

PEOPLE! WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN MAKING AN ENQUIRY. NO NEED TO BE LONG AND INVOLVED BUT DO SAY WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING AND WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE. NO ONE WANTS TO SHARE LIVING SPACE WITH AN UNKNOWN.

I don’t want to be once again accused of prejudice but why do Americans nearly always introduce themselves, North Europeans sometimes, and southerners and third-worlders very seldom?

Don’t ask me about my compatriots because these days one can realistically go to prison under Article 282 of the RF Criminal Code for saying something un-PC about these [epithet removed] Russkies. Commenting on their pseudo-religion is the most dangerous but as we are nearing another 1937 so one will be safer to stay shut. I’m a coward and a wimp, so I won’t tell.


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