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I usually respond right away. If you don’t hear from me try again. Or call. I dislike telephone but if the situation truly requires it do call. Please note that
voice connection from outside of Moscow is usually poor. If the matter requires an instant response try texting. The number is +7 985 217 3241. Many questions people attempt asking over the phone are of such that I need time to looks at schedules, check information sources, or just to think some. That’s why I’m asking/requesting/begging you to e-mail. Works much better than either phone or this fashionable Skype (Uncle_Pasha_2011) I recently subscribed to.
If you wish to discuss anything in open air use my forum. Feedback on my services can also be found and left there. This forum is a good place to look for freebies like free guide and driver in exchange for English.
You can also post your stories on my blog that I’ll make as accessible to the public as the spam and virus problem allows.
My mailing address is
Ovchinnikovskaya nab. 8, str.1, kv. 508
It is a good idea to indicate telephone numbers on the envelop, especially if it is a registered letter or a parcel.
If I’m out of reach the next in command in Alexandra, +7 916 669 2038, firstname.lastname@example.org She is fully aware of my affairs and understands written English perfectly well. She will not speak however no matter what. It’s constitutional. But if you are a dead little animal or a part thereof and she finds you on the While Sea shore or ones of its island, she’ll pick you up, carefully package, label, and bring you to her boss in the Kandalaksha Nature Reserve. She can also stuff you if you get into her hands fresh enough, usually within two hours after your soul or whatever you have in its place has shuffled off this mortal coil. But she will not talk to an intact living human. Responding e-mails is no problem though, and she understand every nuance of written English.
Another key associate aware of most of my affairs is Alla. See her on the Lipetsk page of my www.staritsa.info project.
Dimitry Sharvin, whom you’ll find in the Rooms for Rent section of this site, also speaks fluent English and will step in if I’m out of reach/circulation.
I seem to be growing paranoid as of recent. Thus a a couple of friends who are aware of my affairs and will look after my clients should I fall victim to unpredictability that defines this country. Please take a note of Alexandra, Alla, and Dimitry above if travelling to Russia as my client, and keep all the phone numbers on you at all times while here.